Worst Blog Ever!

This is my blog where I review DVDs, movies, and new episodes of TV shows I watch, and sometimes I comment on news stories that I find interesting. But a lot of the time I just post random things.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

The Comeback

The other day I was looking at this piece of shit "blog". It's really embarrassing. This is without a doubt the shittiest blog on the internet. I may post on this blog more, or I may not. If I do I surely won't post things like "Review of South Park - Ginger Kids", "Another Hilarious Ron White Joke", or "New Episodes Schedules - Revisited" again. Jesus, I think I thought there were people who liked the exact things as I did who visited the blog regularly and relied on it for their news and reviews of TV shows. I know longer give a fuck about Dilbert or Ron White, and my interest in Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, etc. is much lower now than it was then. If you have read any of my previous blog posts I am sorry that you wasted your time with this bullshit blog. Perhaps from now on this could be a decent blog. If I decide to continue blogging. Or I might just get a new account.

Monday, January 02, 2006

The End

After nearly a year of almost sub-par blogging I have decided to retire. Basically, I'll just walk the Earth like Cain in Kung Fu. This is the end, my only friend, the end.

I'm a cop. Larry, I'm sorry.

Your mom's box.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Twenty-Fifth Anniversary of the Assassination of John Lennon

Twenty-five years ago today, on December 8, 1980, John Lennon was shot dead by the motherfucker Mark David Chapman. John Lennon was the greatest musical artist of all time, may he continue to rest in peace.

Friday, November 25, 2005

Review of American Dad - "Stan of Arabia" (Parts 1 and 2)

Part 1 of the American Dad episode "Stan of Arabia", whcih aired November 6th, was really good. I haven't seen the episode since them so I can't remember very many great parts, but the Michael Moore documentary in the episode was great. I give this episode an A-.

Part 2 of "Stan of Arabia", which aired November 13th, was a great episode. One of the best episodes of the show so far. Stan imagining Bush saving him and his family was the best part of the episode. I give this episode an A.

Review of Family Guy - "Brian Goes Back to College"

The Family Guy episode "Brian Goes Back to College", which aired November 13th, was decent. The plot wasn't at all original. There were a few funny moments in this episode, though. I give this episode a C+.

Review of The Simpsons - "Marge's Son Poisoning"

The Simpsons episode "Marge's Son Poisonging", which aired November 13th, was a great episode. The Homer sub-plot was one of the best sub-plots on the show in a long time. This is one of the best episodes of the show in five or six years, definately the best episode of the season so far. I give this episode an A.

Review of South Park - "Ginger Kids"

The South Park episode "Ginger Kids", which aired November 9, was an okay episode. Gingers are an original group to make fun of. When the kids were naming famous gingers I was surprised that they didn't mention Conan O'Brien. I give this episode an A-.

Friday, November 11, 2005

Review of Family Guy - "PTV"

The Family Guy episode "PTV", which aired Sunday, was okay. The editing of the title of the Dick Van Dyke Show, the peanut butter/chocolate scene, Bob Hope on the motorcycle, and Homer at the beginning was hilarious. I give this episode a B-. The show is definately declining in quality.

Review of The Simpsons - "Treehouse of Horror XVI"

The Simpsons episode "Treehouse of Horror XVI", which aired Sunday, was pretty good. The opening with Kang and Kodos was the best part of the episode. The first segment "Bartificial Intelligence" was good, but I didn't like it's ending. The second segment "Survival of the Fattest" was pretty good, the way most of the characters died was hilarious. The third segment, "I've Grown a Costume on Your Face" was great, the best part of the episode, but Dennnis Rodman at the end didn't really need to be there. I give this episode a B+.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Review of South Park - "Follow That Egg!"

The South Park episode "Follow That Egg!", which aired Wednesday, was pretty good. I was surprised at how many times an "fag" was used, but I wasn't offended. I kind of hope they change Mrs. Garrison back to Mr. Garrison soon. Th episode had an insane plot, like most South Park episodes do. I give this episode a B+.