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This is my blog where I review DVDs, movies, and new episodes of TV shows I watch, and sometimes I comment on news stories that I find interesting. But a lot of the time I just post random things.

Friday, July 29, 2005

1000 Visitors

Today the blog hit 1000 visitors, since February. There's so many people I want to thank. God, of course... (pulls out list) ... SATAN...

Thursday, July 28, 2005

The Simpsons Season 17, Family Guy Season 5, American Dad Season 2 Begin on September 11, King of the Hill Season 10 Begins on September 18

This year, The Simpsons seventeenth season will premiere on Sunday, Septer 11, season five of Family Guy, and season two of American Dad will also begin on September. Season ten of King of the Hill will begin on Sunday, September 18, season ten, will sadly, most likely be the last season of King of the Hill.

The season premiere episode for The Simpsons season 17 will be "Bonfire of the Manatees". I will post the season premieres for Family Guy, American Dad, and King of the Hill when the episode title becomes available.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Review of Family Guy - Season 4

Here is my letter grade review for every episode of the fourth season of Family Guy.

North by North Quahog - A
Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High - C-
Blind Ambition - A+
Don't Make Me Over - A
The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire - A+
Petarded - A+
Brian the Bachelor - B+
8 Simple Rules for Buying my Teenage Daughter - A
Breaking Out is Hard to Do - A-
Model Misbehavior - B-

Favorite Episode of the Season - The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
Least Favorite Episode of the Season - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
Overall for the Season - A

My third favorite season of the show so far, seasons two and three being the ones that are better. Season five begins on Sunday, September 11.

Monday, July 25, 2005

Review of Family Guy - "Model Misbehavior"

The Family Guy episode "Model Misbehavior" was a good episode. The only things that were very funny in this episode were the four Peters, and Peter's reaction to Meg saying 'Me too.' after Peter says he pleasure himself to Lois' model photos. This episode and "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High" are my least favorite episodes of the season. I give this episode a B-. This episode is the season four finale. Season five begins on Sunday, September 11.

Review of Family Guy - "Breaking Out is Hard to Do"

The Family Guy episode "Breaking Out is Hard to Do" was a pretty good episode. Asian Trix, where Chris goes when he goes to get the milk, and Peter at Lois' book club were hilarious. I give this episode an A-.

Sorry for the late review.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Futurama Movie Greenlit

In the first of IGN's exclusive Video Blogs direct from San Diego's Comic-Con International, voice actor Billy West (Fry, Zoidberg, the Professor, and many more voices for many more shows) revealed to us that a brand-new direct-to-video Futurama movie has been greenlit. Not only that, but there is also an option for a second movie as well.

With the model established by Family Guy's return – where a direct-to-video movie eventually spawned the show's return to Fox primetime as well – could the much-missed Futurama also be on the way back to a set near you?
http://dvd.ign.com/articles/634/634262p1.html

Huzzah! Great news!

Family Guy - "Breaking Out is Hard to Do" - Airs Today

When Lois is short on cash and can't pay her grocery store bill, she resorts to stealing. The adrenaline rush from shoplifting sends her on a stealing spree that spirals out of control and leaves her behind bars. Back at home, the family is a mess without Lois, so Peter and the kids decide to break her out of the clinker to get things back to normal.

This episode airs Today, July 17th.

To me, this episode sounds quite similar to The Simpsons episode "Marge in Chains".

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Review of Family Guy - "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter"

The Family Guy episode "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter" was an excellent episode. Peter, Stewie, Brian, and Chris vomiting was hilarious. The Hitler and Eva Braun suicide gag was also very funny. The reference to The Simpsons episode "Mr. Plow" was great. The scene over the credits was pretty funny. I give this episode an A.

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Review of American Dad - Season 1

Here is my letter grade review of every episode of the first season of American Dad.

Pilot - C+
Threat Levels - B-
Stan Knows Best - B+
Francine's Flashback - A-
Roger Codger - B+
Homeland Insecurity - A
Deacon Stan, Jesus Man - A-

Favorite Episode of the Season: Homeland Insecurity
Least Favorite Episode of the Season: Pilot
Overall for the Season: B

The first season of American Dad was pretty good, but it was too short. It only had seven episodes, like the first season of Family Guy. Season two will begin on Sunday, September 11th.

Friday, July 08, 2005

Review of Every Episode of Futurama

Here is my letter grade review for every episode of Futurama (in production order).

Season One
1ACV01 - Space Pilot 3000 - A+
1ACV02 - The Series Has Landed - B+
1ACV03 - I, Roomate - A
1ACV04 - Love's Labours Lost in Space - A+
1ACV05 - Fear of a Bot Planet - B
1ACV06 - A Fishful of Dollars - A-
1ACV07 - My Three Suns - B-
1ACV08 - A Big Piece of Garbage - A
1ACV09 - Hell is Other Robots - A+
1ACV10 - A Flight to Remember - B+
1ACV11 - Mars University - B
1ACV12 - When Aliens Attack - A-
1ACV13 - Fry and the Slurm Factory - A

Favorite Episode of Season One - Hell is Other Robots
Least Favorite Episode of Season One - My Three Suns
Overall for Season One - A-

Season Two
2ACV01 - I Second That Emotion - A+
2ACV02 - A Head in the Polls - A-
2ACV03 - Brannigan Begin Again - A+
2ACV04 - Xmas Story - B+
2ACV05 - Why Must I Be A Crustacean in Love? - A+
2ACV06 - Lesser of Two Evils - B+
2ACV07 - Put Your Head On My Shoulder - A-
2ACV08 - Raging Bender - A-
2ACV09 - A Bicyclops Built for Two - B
2ACV10 - A Clone of My Own - A
2ACV11 - How Hermes Requistitioned His Groove Back - A
2ACV12 - The Deep South - A
2ACV13 - Bender Gets Made - B+
2ACV14 - Mother's Day - B
2ACV15 - The Problem with Popplers - A
2ACV16 - Anthology of Interest I - A+
2ACV17 - War is the H-Word - A+
2ACV18 - The Honking - B-
2ACV19 - The Cryonic Woman - C

Favorite Episode of Season Two - Anthology of Interest I
Least Favorite Episode of Season Two - The Cryonic Woman
Overall for Season Two - A

Season Three
3ACV01 - Amazon Women in the Mood - A
3ACV02 - Parasites Lost - A+
3ACV03 - A Tale of Two Santas - A+
3ACV04 - The Luck of the Fryrish - A
3ACV05 - The Bird-bot of Ice-catraz - B
3ACV06 - Bendless Love - B-
3ACV07 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid - A-
3ACV08 - That's Lobstertainment! - C
3ACV09 - The Cyber House Rules - A-
3ACV10 - Where the Bugallo Rome - C-
3ACV11 - Insane in the Mainframe - A+
3ACV12 - The Route of All Evil - B-
3ACV13 - Bendin' in the Wind - A
3ACV14 - Time Keeps on Slippin' - A+
3ACV15 - I Dated A Robot - B+
3ACV16 - A Leela of Her Own - D
3ACV17 - A Pharoah to Remember - D+
3ACV18 - Anthology of Interest II - A
3ACV19 - Roswell That Ends Well - A+
3ACV20 - Godfellas - A-
3ACV21 - Futurestock - B
3ACV22 - 30% Iron Chef - A-

Favorite Episode of Season Three - Roswell That Ends Well
Least Favorite Episode of Season Three - A Leela of Her Own
Overall for Season Three - A

Season Four
4ACV01 - Kif Gets Nocked Up A Notch - C-
4ACV02 - Leela's Homeworld - B+
4ACV03 - Love and Rocket - A-
4ACV04 - Less Than Hero - A+
4ACV05 - A Taste of Freedom - A
4ACV06 - Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television - A
4ACV07 - Jurassic Bark - A+
4ACV08 - Crimes of the Hot - A
4ACV09 - Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles - A+
4ACV10 - The Why of Fry - A+
4ACV11 - Where No Fan Has Gone Before - A-
4ACV12 - The Sting - A+
4ACV13 - Bend Her - B-
4ACV14 - Obsoletely Fabulous - A+
4ACV15 - The Farnsworth Parabox - A+
4ACV16 - Three Hundred Big Boys - A+
4ACV17 - Spanish Fry - A-
4ACV18 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings - A+

Favorite Episode of Season Four - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings
Least Favorite Episode of Season Four - Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch
Overall for Season Four - A+

Favorite Episode of the Series - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings
Least Favorite Episode of the Series - A Leela of Her Own
Overall for the Series - A

Thursday, July 07, 2005

RIP - Casualties of the Terrorist Attacks in London

Earlier today in London terrorists bombed several tube stations/trains and a double-decker bus. 55 people have been comfirmed dead and at least 700 people injuired. My thoughts are with the families of those who were killed. Let's hope nothing like this ever happens anywhere again, although, I'm sad to say, it probably will.

Friday, July 01, 2005

Family Guy - "8 Simple Rules For Buying My Teenage Daughter" - Airs July 10



When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner’s son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months. But when Neil starts dating another girl, Meg becomes jealous and goes on the hunt to find a boyfriend of her own. Meanwhile, Stewie goes gaga over his hot new babysitter, Liddane.

This episode will air Sunday, July 10th.

Interesting Fact: This episode was directed by Greg Colton, who is member Rare Hero at DamnYouAll.net, a Family Guy message board that I am a member of.